I made this as an excuse for people to tell the best joke in existence.

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The Beekeeper Joke.
Two bee keepers are standing chatting and one says to the other, “How many bees have you got?”
And he says, “I’ve got 10,000 bees.”
He says, “How many hives have you got?”
He says, “I’ve got 20 hives”.
“20 hives; 10,000 bees?”
He says, “Yeah.”

He says, “What about yourself? How may bees have you got?”
He says, “I’ve got a million bees.”
“A million bees?!”
He says, “Yeah.”
He says, “How many hives have you got?”
“One.”

“A million bees in one hive? Isn’t that a bit cruel?”

He goes, “Yeah, f**k ’em; they’re only bees.”

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This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!