Illustration of one of my favourite jokes. The Man With The Giant Orange For A Head.

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A guy goes into a pub and notices there is a man with a giant orange for a head sitting in the bar with people chatting and laughing around him, enjoying his company, and he’s buying them drinks. The guy asks the barman what his story is and the barman says “I don’t know, why don’t you ask him yourself?” so the guy has a couple of more drinks and works up the courage to go and ask the man with the giant orange for a head.

He says “I can’t help but notice you have a giant orange for a head.” and the man with a giant orange for a head is super friendly and and says “Yeah, it’s a pretty remarkable story to be honest.

I was walking along the beach one day and noticed there was something glinting in the sand and, when I investigated, it was an really antique looking golden oil lamp.

The lamp was pretty grimy so I gave it a light rub and a Genii exploded out of it! The Genii said “Thank you for releasing me from the lamp! I can grant you three wishes to say thank you.”

I thought about it for a while and decided for my first wish that I wanted money to just sort of always be available. I don’t live a very extravagant lifestyle and don’t really want like a billion pounds or anything like that but it would be nice to have money available if I ever needed to buy a drink or have money for a bus fare or something. The Genii was impressed with that and said “Your wish is granted!”

For my second wish, I figured it would be nice to be more approachable. I’ve always been quite introverted and shy and never really know the right thing to say in any given situation. So, I thought it would be nice to be able to be more witty and that would help people enjoy my company more. Again, the Genii was won over by my conservative approach to wish making and granted my second wish.

And for my third wish, and this is probably where I went wrong, I wished I had a giant orange for a head.”

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Images are deliberately made to look vintage. Ageing effects are there as a creative choice.

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