Say what you really mean with this Caveat Frog Card.

Two frogs facing each other hold hands and look to camera. Something stands in the background of both of them.
Text reads:
TOGETHER FOREVER*
* haunted by the Victorian gentleman we accidentally summoned while playing with a Ouija board as teenagers
Jaunty Art 26

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Product weight: 0.6 oz (17 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope